Slave to the People Life.

Men: sometimes the ladies you date will think that they were born royal and will, occasionally, act spoilt. Nothing too fancy - things like brushing hair, holding a purse, putting sugar in a mug of coffee.

Men: refusal to do such things does not make you less of a man or any worse a boyfriend than you already may or may not have proven to be.

Women: unless you're an upper limb amputee, fix your own damn coffee.