Confessions of a Naturalista, Volume 5.

This thought comes in the minds of many an ultra short-haired naturalista who has made up in her mind that she's going to keep a short 'do long-term.

Because almost every single one of us has gone to the barber or stylist and heard the following words: "Why are you cutting your hair? You have such beautiful hair!"

The one thing that always crosses our minds is:

HELLO!!! YOU HAVE CLIPPERS!!! Don't make me clip you!!!